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ok ive not seen my wife for 7 days…

Today was Poppy’s birthday, and our wedding anniversary. As a bonus i even had the day off work!

“Do this 11 step program first!

Lesson 1
1. Go to the grocery store.
2. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.
3. Go home.
4. Pick up the paper.
5. Read it for the last time.

Lesson 2
Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who already are parents and berate them about their…
1. Methods of discipline.
2. Lack of patience.
3. Appallingly low tolerance levels.
4. Allowing their children to run wild.
5. Suggest ways in which they might improve their child’s breastfeeding, sleep habits, toilet training, table manners, and overall behavior.
Enjoy it because it will be the last time in your life you will have all the answers.

Read more…

“A 13-year-old German schoolboy corrected NASA’s estimates on the chances of an asteroid colliding with Earth, a German newspaper reported Tuesday, after spotting the boffins had miscalculated.
Nico Marquardt used telescopic findings from the Institute of Astrophysics in Potsdam (AIP) to calculate that there was a 1 in 450 chance that the Apophis asteroid will collide with Earth, the Potsdamer Neuerster Nachrichten reported.

NASA had previously estimated the chances at only 1 in 45,000 but told its sister organisation, the European Space Agency (ESA), that the young whizzkid had got it right.

The schoolboy took into consideration the risk of Apophis running into one or more of the 40,000 satellites orbiting Earth during its path close to the planet on April 13 2029.

Those satellites travel at 3.07 kilometres a second (1.9 miles), at up to 35,880 kilometres above earth — and the Apophis asteroid will pass by earth at a distance of 32,500 kilometres.

If the asteroid strikes a satellite in 2029, that will change its trajectory making it hit earth on its next orbit in 2036.

Both NASA and Marquardt agree that if the asteroid does collide with earth, it will create a ball of iron and iridium 320 metres (1049 feet) wide and weighing 200 billion tonnes, which will crash into the Atlantic Ocean.

The shockwaves from that would create huge tsunami waves, destroying both coastlines and inland areas, whilst creating a thick cloud of dust that would darken the skies indefinitely.

The 13-year old made his discovery as part of a regional science competition for which he submitted a project entitled: “Apophis — The Killer Astroid.”"

“I’m not usually one for posting warnings about potential security threats but I had a close call yesterday. I walked into a B&Q hardware store at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in a black shirt with an orange apron on asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately, I got the first punch in and sorted the nutter out. Those less suspecting might not be so lucky.”

link test

How to add it to your windows updates and download it DIRECT from microsoft!!
I found this today on the net cant beleive its this simple!!

Just add the following to a .bat file the execute it:

@echo off

reg delete HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\WindowsUpdate\XPSP3 /f 2> NUL

reg add HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\WindowsUpdate\XPSP3 /v RCPreview /t REG_SZ /d 1c667073-b87f-4f52-a479-98c85711d869 /f

Then open windows update…SP3 will be now available to you!!!

ENJOY

Major upgrades happening tomoz

Q6600 G0
IP35-PRO motherboard

Cant wait…should be WAY better than this aging AM2 piece of crap i have right now!

I will post some pics of the build later

My 8800 was idling at ~70 and when in game i was hitting +85C! So i decided to take the thing apart and apply some decent paste on the chip…heres a few pics:

Heres the GTX with the heatsink exposed…

Heatsinks off now, look at the horrible NVidia grey crap…

Here we are all cleaned up and ready for putting back together…

So the results….

Idle: Before ~70C After 62C
Load: Before ~85C After 79C

Not really a huge difference, but at least i know how to get the thing apart for when i get one of these monsters this weekend! :p